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“They talk when they should listen”

Die Strafe wird nicht ausbleiben – (DRAFT) *En respuesta a: 1. “La Voz de la Medicina de Adicciones” (i,e., ASAM) 2.. Universidad del Valle (Cali,Colombia): informeprofjramireznov2016 (desempeño académico del profesor Jorge H. Ramírez y situación legal con la Universidad) + soportes (evidencias). (Lo primero es lo segundo)  2. “Das Beste für die Besten” Mi interpretación es muy diferente:…

Medical Breakthrough: Shrink Discovers Simple Test to Diagnose Mental Illness

NEW YORK––Area psychiatrist Dr. Danford Mills this morning published an editorial in the New York Times stating that he’s finally discovered what many have said can’t exist: a medical test that reliably diagnoses mental illness. “I’d had a hunch years ago that I was formulating a real, physical test for my patients,” Dr. Mills writes. “I encouraged other psychiatrists to try my method, and got nothing but positive feedback.” Dr. Mills’ test is simple. A psychiatrist seeing a new and potentially mentally ill patient should simply ask the patient whether they have a major insurance plan, and if not, whether they have a bank account with at least $20,000 in it. “The results of the test were remarkably accurate,” Dr. Mills recalls. “Every time a new patient confirmed having major insurance or a substantially-sized bank balance, I was able to diagnose a long-term mental illness right away.” Psychiatrists around the world have begun to come forward, all claiming that they invented this method first.

http://mentalreport.com/medical-breakthrough-shrink-discovers-simple-test-to-diagnose-mental-illness/

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“In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.”
― Thomas Stephen Szasz

Back to the Future!

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A tribute to Pharma Giles (Part 1) – Reblogged from @pharmagossip “Pharma Giles Writes…”

Johnny B. Sinister, the American-born boss of global pharmaceutical giant Phoni Pharm. Inc., told the CBI conference that it is not just bankers who need to reform. He said: “If we fail to change things will not be pretty. And if you think you’re exempt, you’re wrong.” Mr. Sinister, whose company recently paid a $1.8bn…

“ETHIC-EZE!”

Satire Dept.       Manic Researchers Announce They Are Hours Away From Cure For Depression | The Onion The manic researchers confirmed that “absolutely nothing could stop [them]” from finding an immediate cure for depression.   “If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want…

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